I laughed so hard I almost lost a kidney

So I have to blog about this b4 my workout. ROFLMAO!!!!!! So 1 of biz partners/friends calls me & says "bro I'm outside this house smoking a cig cause I wanted to tell you that I think this girl I'm hooking up with is your Pookie (Like in the Movie New Jack City Physco Cheating Ex Girlfriend)" So I tell him "Bro be careful because she pumps poison into her body. Make sure sure you wrap your shit up if you do anything cause I here shes been with like 10 guys + since I cut here off because of the poison she pumps into her body". So he's like "well should I tell her I know you?" I said "NO, have your fun! You know b4 she was with me she was shit, when she was with me she was a princess in the making & now she is fucking people for drugs which means she is shit.........so why do you want to bang shit? Bro just leave her house & save yourself". He's like "but I know I'm going to fuck her". So I say calmly "Fine if fucking garbage is what you want, so do it.....fuck garbage...........LOL.......from now on I'm going to call you Garbage Fucker......LOLZZZZZZZ". Silence. Phone hangs up. I walk outside & scream "Wooooooooooooooooooooooo GF".

Phone rings & its him. He's like "You really do not care do you. I thought it would make you jealous, but you are right she is garbage & you don't get jealous of anything. Sometimes I can't figure you out Roma........& your still laughing, WTF?????????" So I'm like "look have fun & have a good night, if you need me txt me or call me....go get yours".

Great now I'm friends with a garbage fucker. For short we r going to call you "GF". LOL I know your going to read this blog post bro so I have to say it. This is what it comes down too. Me, Roma does not stand for SHIT of that nature. Meaning if you are stupid enough to choose your habit after I offer to pay $40,000 CASH to send you to an quality inpatient rehab for a year over true love.........then you are bottom feeder.........an organism just like a Sea Cucumber who's only function in life is to use its mouth & ass to get around in its environment.

Have fun bro! Enjoy your night!