Monday, April 25, 2011

Why is it when someone starts a conversation & then knows they are wrong you are the one that gets called a "Dick"?

The world is a very interesting place for all of us. Unfortunately many of us not including myself are ignorant & very negative. Why is this? Actually let me type about something else & then get back to this. There is an old wives tail the implies that paranoid parties of no reason towards another are only really guilty themselves because they have done something.

Look I'm not a bad guy. But I will honestly tell you a true fact about me. If I am going out w/ you & you fuck me over......well you can count on me never talking to you again or for some vengeful brownie points most likely happily dating someone you know very well that is toned/hot that you do not like or hate & likes to be spoiled like a Princess. When you are fucked over it sure brings out the worst in a person. Doesn't everyone agree?

What pisses me off the most is the time that was wasted on something that should have been a sure thing. I wish I could bill someone for that. You should be able too because you have just wasted time & time = money. Do you know how much money I have lost dedicating time to causes? Its not that money is even important. But feelings do not buy gas, insurance, food, smokes, drinks & feelings can not take you out for the weekend with your friends.

The Tyrants need the internet because in their world ether net cables are hard to find. Grrrrrrrrr. Radio Shack it is. Then training hard. Work tomorrow. Train more. Looks like I will be home all week so I might as well take advantage of the days I can train daily. I was just going to stay toned this summer. Gotta get ripped for summer if I'm getting fucked so everything will be simple. Complex summers are the worst.


Ya know what? Fuck all promises! I'm cycling on Sust & Winn this summer starting in June.

Monday, April 18, 2011

UFO: Unidentified Fucking Object

So I was driving down the road today in certain jungle of tall steel & unforgiving concrete. I passed by the old skyscraper of Ikea living rooms & realized how much I miss the 28th floor. On that floor you can if you so inclined to do so; throw all sorts of shit out of the window onto people & never get caught because they do not know where the water balloons or food comes from. But of course I would never do that......Mwah, mwah, hahahaha.

So I'm driving, revin' in 1st because the drain of commuters is so mundane. Slow. Slow is not the way things should be in the Mega-Metropolis. I can't wait till they have flying cars. It will make things so much easier. But then that comes to my IQ driving law. I think they should have one now. Here is what I propose:

The Roma Law

I propose that if the Gov is going to make new laws as they have been doing that they start to offer a new endorsement on DL's. It would be called the Cruiser Endorsement. All DL tests would include a mandatory Drivers IQ test. If u pass this test you would be eligible for the Cruiser Endorsement, which would let passing drivers like myself travel I'n speeds excess of 100mph on hwys I'n the fast lane. All people that do not do well on Driver IQ Test would be forced to travel only I'n the slow lane. (ex. If ur IQ is under 85). This law would also mean that retarded people would never drive because if your Driver IQ falls under 30, well you are Retarded or close. This would make the roads safer!

As flawless as a mid 20's Tight Hot Tanned Blond in a Brazilian G-String Bikini! YEAH BABY!

I'm not knocking girls w/ black hair either or any other color for that matter. Well except for red. Why red? Because Gingers Have No Souls!





Isn't this song cute above? Yes, I can enjoy music for children. Its so cute because the Phoenix Princess sings & dances to it for me. I love it! Life is great.

Well I have to cut this one short because Tyrants need to use the PC.